January 2010
183 posts
“Anger is a luxury you can’t afford”
“without heroes, we are all plain people and don’t know how far we can go”
“A lie cannot live.”
“Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.”
– Walt Disney (via artpixie) (via wearediamonds)
“You never find yourself until you face the truth.”
– Pearl Bailey (via bitchville)
“some one at white turf in st. moritz on the 7th?”
Vendetta
… is all i got to say! gonna kill that bitch!
“I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is...”
“?Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the...”
“Don’t let others down, AS LONG as you are not letting yourself down.”
“Nothing too big or small, anything you want you can make it yours, anything you...”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(813): The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said “oh it’s you”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(403): We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying “Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn’t I.”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(516): You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(860): my vagina’s been through so much this weekend (1-860): you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(228): I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
x0rebekah started following you
Thanks for following ;)
“If calling you a hooker is inappropriate then I’ll call you a lady of the night.”
– Secrets of Aspen (via junglejustine)
You know I spend money because spending time is...
(via junglejustine)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(613): So, right as I’m cumming, I pull out and go “PYEW PYEW” like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
“I don’t know who you think you are, but before the night is through. I wanna do...”
– Jace Everett - Bad things (True Blood) (via quote-book)
“I don’t know who you think you are, but before the night is through. I wanna do...”
– Jace Everett - Bad things (True Blood) (via quote-book)
“to look for a job is harder than i tought”
587. NOT EVERYTHING IS A COMPETITION.
gotwisdom:
AND IF IT WERE, YOU’D PROBABLY LOSE.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(510): And then he said “my dick isn’t hard enough and your tits aren’t big enough for this to work”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(231): I’m taking last night back. It officially didn’t happen. Tell your friends.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(503): i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I’m family Friendly!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(330): We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(303): I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(404): A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(678): I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama. (770): WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
